Hey bruh

Apr 18
Apr 17

quote If u cant handle me at my YOLO, u dont deserve me at my swag

— Wiz Khalifa
Sep 25

quote Whyyyyy don’t u have six-pack abs? B/c u dont luv yr gf enough that’s why

— Wiz Khalifa
Sep 25

quote You missed your gf’s half birthday u insensitive prick go buy her a giant-ass mrs. fields cookie

— Wiz Khalifa
Sep 25

quote Boys shud put down the nintendo controller and bake their girls a fuckin souffle because thats wut real men do

— Wiz Khalifa
Sep 25

quote Remember Pearl Harbor. Shit was a great-ass movie.

— Wiz Khalifa
Sep 25

quote If u are a man u are terrible RT if Zac Efron

— Wiz Khalifa
Sep 25

quote If u ain’t listen to the new mumford and sons album yet u don’t luv yr gf

— Wiz Khalifa
Jul 25

quote You should probably text your girl right now cuz she mad at you for fallin asleep during True Blood

— Wiz Khalifa
May 07

quote If u think that pizza delivery guy is just here to deliver yr wacky bread n large pepperoni u couldn’t b more wrong

— Wiz Khalifa